Allow me to introduce another excerpt of "Conversations with Mom"
The Setting: Mom and I are driving back from seeing my brother. I'm driving, mom is in passengers seat, radio is on.
Radio: "Big Pimpin' spendin' cheese..."
Mom: "What is he saying? Spending cheese? What does that mean?"
Me: "He's spending a lot of money."
Mom: "That is stupid. Why doesnt he simply use the word Money? Whats this cheese? Sounds so stupid."
Me: "Its ok."
Radio: "..Jigga man..."
Mom: "What?! Jiggle Man? Is he fat?"
Me: "No Ma, he's not."
Mom: "He just said he was."
Me: *Promptly changes the station to the LITE station*