Last night, myself and 3 of my friends went out to a real fun hip hop club.

At the end of the night, a very fine young man came up to me and asked me my name.

We chatted a little, and he also chatted with my friends who also thought he was cute. So he asked me what I do for a living, and I told him that I do cancer research.

I believe in tic for tac, so I asked him what his job is.

"Well, I'm not a criminal," was his reply.

Needless to say, I did NOT give him my phone number.